I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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