Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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