Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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