Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Drunk
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Randomize
