How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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