and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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