I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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