Walk of Shame. In a state park.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Randomize
