theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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