Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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