I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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