so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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