K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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