I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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