Sponge bath it is.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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