i already hear my dad disowning me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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