May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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