singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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