nut hugger
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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