wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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