i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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