The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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