miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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