so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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