what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
