she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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