So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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