Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
How naked do you want me to be?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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