You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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