Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
