I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize