we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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