Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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