kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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