i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
