I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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