When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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