I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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