if i can run in heels then i can drive
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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