just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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