how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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