I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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