Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
