plz talk dirty to me
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I love you.
Bad choice
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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