my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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