I wish I only lived at night.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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