This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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