Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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