need another drink. this is the easiest way
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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