Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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