O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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