Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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