It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You should frame my arrest warrant.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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