i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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