she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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