oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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