Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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