what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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