Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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